28th June, 2023

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

(via nautical deborah)

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28th June, 2023

kartatchk asks:

Hello sir, very important serious question about Good Omens 2 plot!
Is this duck playing the accordion or just holding it?

It is playing the accordion. Why would a duck just hold an accordion?

(via how would a melody describe itself when asked?)

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28th June, 2023

obsessed

(via pretty cool)

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13th June, 2023

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

(via Click Click Saddle Up)

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13th June, 2023

(via "Words in the heart cannot be taken.")

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13th June, 2023

My internet wont work 90s/2000s starter pack

(via "Words in the heart cannot be taken.")

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8th October, 2022

anti-kalvin-club:
literally the only celebrity allowed to speak
i like how he dressed up as god for this joke

(via R e d)

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8th October, 2022

this user loves frogs a lot!

(via Emazingly,)

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8th October, 2022

johnnyideaseed:
“ daveboogie:
“ Here is a pic of Grace Jones shoving cake into Divine’s mouth at what I believe was Grace’s 30th birthday party…you’re welcome!
”
It’s like “The Creation of Adam,” but relevant to my interests.
”

johnnyideaseed:

daveboogie:
Here is a pic of Grace Jones shoving cake into Divine’s mouth at what I believe was Grace’s 30th birthday party…you’re welcome!
It’s like “The Creation of Adam,” but relevant to my interests.

(via I can not get out, said the starling)

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8th October, 2022

(via Darling, do you remember?)

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